Bear: You are fat.

Me: You are mean. Stop spoiling my mangoey mood.

Bear: So?

Me: Oh shuddup. You are a huge blubber of fat yourself.

Bear: Hehehe... I'm a stuffed toy.

Me: Oh get a life! You... you... oh big goofy grinning adorable thingie.

*hugs bear*

Bear: Nice. *snicker*

Me: Hmph. I know you have a crush on me.

*pats bear on head*

Bear: Heh. *tries a lascivious grin*

Me: Wibbit.

Now that was seriously weird. I should get a life. And no I am not on any foreign substances unless you count mangoes. Fruit are anathema to me. Welcome to my little world of my head. I did name this diary "document in madness" after all:P.