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Please don't...

Apr. 29, 2002 ] 2:54 AM

I think I am supposed to be grateful or something. Being easy to confide to (huh?) and judged trustworthy enough to keep my mouth shut (reasonable assumption). But all I can produce is a shudder and an "Ewwwwww" in the worst possible tones of disgust. Please do not tell me the following things, especially since I am only a friend and not a terribly close one at that:

Buying a French Maid/ Schoolgirl/ Nurse etc. uniform so you can play out your sexual fantasies with your lover.
For that matter, I do not want to know your sexual fantasies. At least not in a public place and while I am eating. I am rather puritan in my attitude, yes.
Your bikini wax treatment.
Any sort of hair removal of parts of your body that I have never seen, and if luck holds, never see.
Your lack of bodily functions concerning lack of fibre.
Or my favourite, what parts of your lover are not satisfying at the moment due to some malfunction.

Please. Have. Some. Decency. I am trying to have supper here.

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