That is, until I return home and get battlenet access again.

To recap the rather uneventful period of time I spent away from the world wide web:

• I discovered the joys of Law & Order. I believe I am about a decade late in realising the entertainment value of this critically acclaimed series, but I have more than made up for it.

• I went without sleep for 36 hours and found it liberating. On 4 600ml cartons of flavoured milk, lots of herbal tisanes and far too much sweetened ice tea.

• I discovered Caramel Popcorn Supashakes.

• I didn't lose weight.

• I manage to trip myself on the stairs 9 times in a single day. I'm lucky to still be in one piece. However, I did bang my knee a couple of times.

• I keep having typing errors. Most of them occur because I cannot seem to tap the keys in their correct sequence.

• I watched The Last Samurai, and enjoyed it. I liked it better than The Return of the King. No, it isn't because of Tom Cruise. But I kept grinning at the beatification of the samura. (Possible spoiler.) Especially their last ride of glory. I kept thinking "Charge of the Light Brigade ... and that, too was a product of propaganda and romanticism."

• I found out that only 83 out of 600 men died in the Charge of the Light Brigade.

• I succumbed to temptation and bought this month's Cosmopolitan and Cleo.

• After 5 years, I accumulated 97kg of possessions I wish to keep.

• I got into an argument with my mom over my decision to send my precious Les Triples clock home. She felt that it was impractical to do so.

• Another 17 year old became infatuated with me, and it was an ordeal trying to keep him at arm's length.

• The Beau is "reformed". Whatever that means.

• I was hooked to America's Next Top Model. Elyse Sewell was my hot favourite. She has personality,looks and brains. I like. I drool.

Well then, that's it.

But anyway, I will update more lucidly and coherently later. I think. I need sleep.