Why? Because her friend doesn't have to take public transport at all because her boyfriend will take her everywhere in a car. Neat huh. I wonder if BF would do that.

I think he probably might.

(Dream on babe. Just dream on.)

No, honestly, I think he said something like that to me before.

Nah, that would put too much crimp in my style. Can you imagine dragging a man shopping for the nth day in a row? He will whine like a dog with fleas, with nothing to hump and trying to avoid a bath.

My brain hurts. Probably retribution for the bad things I have just said.