And whoever it is in the guestbook, you can go bugger yourself. It's possible. You just have to be creative. If you are able to be creative. You need a erhm dildo, some grease and shove it up where the sun don't shine. If you have no flexiblity just blu-tac it to your wall and aim. Surely you can manage that.

And yes. You obviously want your five minutes of pathetic fame in my "pathetic" guestbook. So I will not delete you. Just try my suggestion will you. Slag.

Yes. I am in a ferocious bad mood. You try living with a feral monster that pounds your head, a sprained back and nausea for more than a few days running. How many days has it been?

I wonder if it's my hair that's growing back that's giving me the migraines. Maybe it's the lack of fluids. Maybe it is a hunger-induced migraine. But I have been eating. Hmm. Maybe not enough, but I am afraid to put on weight. The first winter I experienced, I put on a few kilograms. Now I am at the same weight as I was 18, I am not going to stack on the pounds again!

But I shouldn't feel hungry. I had rice, chicken and vegetables for dinner, and now I'm hungry again? And they were huge portions, more than what I have at home. Lots more.

My mom gave up on me years ago. I always eat more of her side dishes than the main staple, which is rice. Like maybe enough rice on the plate to cover a Japanese sauce dish. The really small ones.

Bleah. Maybe it is because of winter's onslaught. Vanity will kill me one day, if I am not careful.

I tried Twinings Apple and Blackcurrant tea today. I have realised that Twinings Tea is fantastic.

I have always loved their Lady Earl Grey blend, which has the actual cornflowers, fruit peel and bergamot oil, unlike some other brands I have tried where everything was just flavoured. They still flavour the tea, but artificial flavourings are kept at a minimum, if added at all(for some of the teas).

And they are pretty inexpensive for such good quality tea.

Anyway, the Apple & Blackcurrant tasted like... Apple and Blackcurrant. Both of which I never particularly cared for. So once I finish the trial pack, I am never touching it again.

My head hurts. Ending this on a really sour note.

Maybe not. Panther agreed to take home some of the Twinings teas that I can't find in Australia for me. Hoo-boy. Can't wait to see him. Plus, having a cute guy as an accessory when you are out in town (even if he is a friend) is always a bonus.