Oh yes, and if you are in such a hurry to wash your damn laundry, at least collect it promptly when it is done. It is annoying for someone to go into the laundry room, knowing that the machines have stopped only in the last five minutes to find that someone has dumped your clean clothes on the shelf covered in washing powder. And then finding out the culprit leaves their laundry in the washer for an hour after it is done.

And if you are the culprit and the owner walks into the laundry, please do not apologise. After all, there isn't really a point to apologising is there? You would have done it anyway.

Sheesh. I really forgot to pack my happy pills this month.