Some day I will look back at this and laugh. But all I am, right now, is extremely grouchy, irritable and slow. Anything that requires me to think (like writing a proper sentence), requires a great degree of thought, and intermittent pauses. I have been awake for over 24 hours. All because I opened a drawer and saw a large black disgusting cockroach waving its antennae boldly at me. So I slammed the drawer shut, reopening it only to shove a large cotton ball soaked in peppermint oil before slamming it shut again. And because I tend to over-do everything (i.e. the proverbial chicken-killer wielding a knife used for slaughtering beef cattle), I decided to stuff peppermint scented cotton balls into every contained space in my room. As a final touch, I mopped the floor with peppermint scented water. As a result, I am too edgy and over-stimulated to sleep. And not because I was afraid of a teensy weensy insect. Maybe it's psychological. But it does not change the fact that I am awake at 7.32 in the morning typing this. By the way, said cockroach decided to vacate previous premises at about 1 in the morning. It was whirling and careening wildly in my room before collapsing in an exhausted wriggling heap. I finished it with bug-spray. But yes, if a bug as hardy as a roach can fall victim to that much peppermint oil, you need not wonder why I am still awake.
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