Besides I did articulate my desire to have some false advertising of my own before. And a couple of days ago I saw this picture of Kate Beckinsale, her side profile and the description beneath it explaining the alluring profile. Namely the push-up bra. And bam, I decided I wanted something uplifting for my soul. Or the veneer for it anyway.

The flaw in my glorious plan to produce a dazzling side profile, is that the wonderbra comes in the weirdest colours. I have seen some that are lime green with shocking pink lace. Erhm. I prefer something plain and sweet like white with touches of ice blue, or practical like flesh coloured ones. I mean, who cares, it's all going to be covered up isn't it? But I will know that I am wearing some lime green monstrosity underneath my t-shirt. That sort of kills any allure or sexual dazzle you hoped to achieve with a push up bra in the first place.

Bleah.